Joinings might go over better if the whole “hey drink this Darkspawn blood and maybe die” thing was spruced up a bit. I mean, you get some new recruits, secretly make a nice Darkspawn blood pastry filling, and say “Hey, ya’ll, free doughnuts!” there might be less “nope nope I’m not drinking that shit” freak outs.

"Aw man. I feel like hell. I think that jelly doughnut gave me food poisoning."

"LOL Nope. That’s just the Taint, dude. Congrats! You’re a Grey Warden! :D"

"….what happened to Phil?"

"He got a little overzealous. Was down before he finished his second frosted with sprinkles."

Also, Duncan Donuts. There, I said it. Urge to pun has been sated.

I’m going to bed now.

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    DUNCAN DONUTS DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT WHY
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    I might forgive Duncan for being THE WORST if this was how the Joining played out.
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    Yes…
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    Duncan donuts
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    Hilarious! But I have one quick question. Why is everyone fully dressed in the second screenshot? Something feels off.
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