Shame on Wesker for apparently abandoning his son and thus never taking him to Disney World. Though if he’d been able to, I doubt it would’ve gone well.


“Junior, when the tea cups begin their rotation you will spin at only a moderate pace. Lunch cost approximately $56.12 for both of us and I will not tolerate vomiting.”
“Screw you, old man! I’ll spin as fast as I damn well want! And stop fucking calling me Junior!”
“I will not tolerate your sass as well, boy! Obey my commands or I will inject you with a sedative and we shall leave the park early! Do you truly wish to miss the fireworks?!”
“I hate you!”
“Junior! Junior! I told you to spin at a moderate pace! Do not disobey me further!”
“Fuck you! I do what I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!”
“WHY ARE YOU PUKING?! I KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!”

Shame on Wesker for apparently abandoning his son and thus never taking him to Disney World. Though if he’d been able to, I doubt it would’ve gone well.

“Junior, when the tea cups begin their rotation you will spin at only a moderate pace. Lunch cost approximately $56.12 for both of us and I will not tolerate vomiting.”

“Screw you, old man! I’ll spin as fast as I damn well want! And stop fucking calling me Junior!”

“I will not tolerate your sass as well, boy! Obey my commands or I will inject you with a sedative and we shall leave the park early! Do you truly wish to miss the fireworks?!”

“I hate you!”

“Junior! Junior! I told you to spin at a moderate pace! Do not disobey me further!”

“Fuck you! I do what I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!”

“WHY ARE YOU PUKING?! I KNEW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!”

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    Dat dialogue.
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    ..FEEL MY PUKE OF RAGE OLD MAN.. This oddly reminds me of that story ‘The God of Cake.’
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    LOLOLOL
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